Kaynil
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Post by Kaynil on Jul 1, 2009 7:00:41 GMT -7
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
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Post by Dumpy on Jul 1, 2009 7:54:03 GMT -7
The woman sounds like a whiny bitch, I feel sorry for the guy.
I didn't find it funny when I read the email. It's just another one of those "jeez guys are dumb" jokes.
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Spike
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Post by Spike on Jul 1, 2009 8:57:57 GMT -7
was good for me xDDDD jajajaja
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Kaynil
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Post by Kaynil on Jul 1, 2009 9:09:36 GMT -7
I found it funny because I thought she meant exactly what the guy thought. Also I took out the dumb moral from the email because I didn't agree with it. xD
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Post by Aruhondoro on Aug 28, 2009 3:37:14 GMT -7
i found it funny for the same reason as kaynil xD
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